What happens when you mix bees, awful rap, and satanism?
I joined a street gang. We are pretty hard. We are what which is known as.. the Bees of Beelzebub.
Yes, we are satanic. Not only are we delinquents and thugs, we are also devil-worshippers. Our mascot who appears in our graffiti is a demonic horned bee. Right now there's just the Hive here in Austin but maybe there will be a Swarm in the East Coast, so look out for the devil bee on the walls of your underground transports. My name in the gang is Buzz-Buzz, or B.B. Gun, or Double B, or Dubba-Bubba. When I sign my name in graffiti though you will probably not be able to read it as we use a sort of code.
We aren't just criminals. We also produce music. Our current band name is "the Beezles" and we sing gangster rap song cover versions of Beatles ditties. But sometimes we do original work (still gangsta rap, of course). Here's a snippet:
WE THE ONLY BEES THAT DON'T HAVE A QUEEN
WE ARE WORKERS FOR SATAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
LET'S JUST SAY WE GET BZZZY
EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT
CHECK OUT OUR SCARY VIZZAGE
AND WATCH US DELIGHT
IN PLAYIN' ALL YA'LL FOOLS WHO GOT NO CLUES
WHO GET STUNG, STEP IN DUNG, AND HAVE TO SWITCH SHOES.
CUZZ WE BEE:
STINGIN' & SINGIN' & BRINGIN' IN THE DOUGH
& BUZZTIN' OUT DA BIZZNESS FOR EVERY GIRL AND EVERY HO
CUZZ ALL WE'S BEEZ EVER WANTED WUZZ SOME HONEEZ, YO!
...
Bee-otch!
Yeah, I know. It needs work. But this stuff is all new to me. I am in a new world.
Yes, we are satanic. Not only are we delinquents and thugs, we are also devil-worshippers. Our mascot who appears in our graffiti is a demonic horned bee. Right now there's just the Hive here in Austin but maybe there will be a Swarm in the East Coast, so look out for the devil bee on the walls of your underground transports. My name in the gang is Buzz-Buzz, or B.B. Gun, or Double B, or Dubba-Bubba. When I sign my name in graffiti though you will probably not be able to read it as we use a sort of code.
We aren't just criminals. We also produce music. Our current band name is "the Beezles" and we sing gangster rap song cover versions of Beatles ditties. But sometimes we do original work (still gangsta rap, of course). Here's a snippet:
WE THE ONLY BEES THAT DON'T HAVE A QUEEN
WE ARE WORKERS FOR SATAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
LET'S JUST SAY WE GET BZZZY
EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT
CHECK OUT OUR SCARY VIZZAGE
AND WATCH US DELIGHT
IN PLAYIN' ALL YA'LL FOOLS WHO GOT NO CLUES
WHO GET STUNG, STEP IN DUNG, AND HAVE TO SWITCH SHOES.
CUZZ WE BEE:
STINGIN' & SINGIN' & BRINGIN' IN THE DOUGH
& BUZZTIN' OUT DA BIZZNESS FOR EVERY GIRL AND EVERY HO
CUZZ ALL WE'S BEEZ EVER WANTED WUZZ SOME HONEEZ, YO!
...
Bee-otch!
Yeah, I know. It needs work. But this stuff is all new to me. I am in a new world.
