Moon Man
This movie's going to be big.
Brennan and I are going to make it.
It is called MOON MAN: ECLIPSE OF THE APOCALYPSE
I am not proud of this, but it will put all of you TO SHAME.
Sorry 'bout that.
Making the movie requires a four step process :
1. Create "Elvis's Tea Room" -- Soon to be major chain of restaurants. Think Elvis. Think Tea Room. And you're thinking solid gold, my friends!
A Menu of Champions to dictate your appetite - be sure to try "Kelly's Three-day-old Soup" - the marketing ploy of marketing ploys!
2. Align ourselves with Bollywood -- I have relatives in India. I think we can make the connection!
3. Buying pizza with coupons -- Any profits we make from either the Tea Room or Bollywood must be used for MOON MAN, and not for non-movie personal gain. With one exception : occasional pizza. But coupons must be used.
4. Seduce David Bowie -- I'm not sure what this will do, but I think it will help.
The four steps will fund our trip to MOVIE COLLEGE! Yay! Movie College will pay for itself, and we will be able to make MOON MAN: ECLIPSE OF THE APOCALYPSE from what we've gained!
Check out the MOON MAN page for news about the movie's plot!
Brennan and I are going to make it.
It is called MOON MAN: ECLIPSE OF THE APOCALYPSE
I am not proud of this, but it will put all of you TO SHAME.
Sorry 'bout that.
Making the movie requires a four step process :
1. Create "Elvis's Tea Room" -- Soon to be major chain of restaurants. Think Elvis. Think Tea Room. And you're thinking solid gold, my friends!
A Menu of Champions to dictate your appetite - be sure to try "Kelly's Three-day-old Soup" - the marketing ploy of marketing ploys!
2. Align ourselves with Bollywood -- I have relatives in India. I think we can make the connection!
3. Buying pizza with coupons -- Any profits we make from either the Tea Room or Bollywood must be used for MOON MAN, and not for non-movie personal gain. With one exception : occasional pizza. But coupons must be used.
4. Seduce David Bowie -- I'm not sure what this will do, but I think it will help.
The four steps will fund our trip to MOVIE COLLEGE! Yay! Movie College will pay for itself, and we will be able to make MOON MAN: ECLIPSE OF THE APOCALYPSE from what we've gained!
Check out the MOON MAN page for news about the movie's plot!
