5 Reasons Why Battle Cats Make Terrible TERRIBLE Pen Pals
1) I was penpals with this one Battle Cat once. His name was Colonel Whiskers.
He was cool at first but then all he ever wrote about was conquering Pluto. I
don't even think Pluto is a planet any more.
2) Battle Cats never send money like grandma. Sometimes she sends candy which is impressive because she has like thirty grandchildren. How many pen pals does a Battle Cat normally have? A couple. Just. A couple.
3) I know this might not be relevant but there's a Battle Cat who lives next
door to my house. I can talk to him whenever.
4) My friend Larry once told me that Battle Cats never forget. Anything. So
like if you pissed one of them off they would never forget and they might try to
kill you.
5) Battle Cats can't really write.
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