Rhymes with "ines"
RECEIVE MY BOON
cull a gift from the treasury, sir
You shall have thy weight in concubines
And if your lordshipness declines
I'll have you fitted with bovines.
I'll strap you to their great behinds
And watch as your new suit confines.
The view of you with cows combines
to make me want to erect shrines
The sight, with no doubt, far outshines
the gods' attempts at set designs.
If so inclined, you can wear swines.
We dipped them in fermented wines
Be mindful of their sweat - it blinds
You'd rather have the concubines?
Oh please consider changing minds.
Remember there are other kinds
of animals our tailor finds.
How about some porcupines?
cull a gift from the treasury, sir
You shall have thy weight in concubines
And if your lordshipness declines
I'll have you fitted with bovines.
I'll strap you to their great behinds
And watch as your new suit confines.
The view of you with cows combines
to make me want to erect shrines
The sight, with no doubt, far outshines
the gods' attempts at set designs.
If so inclined, you can wear swines.
We dipped them in fermented wines
Be mindful of their sweat - it blinds
You'd rather have the concubines?
Oh please consider changing minds.
Remember there are other kinds
of animals our tailor finds.
How about some porcupines?
