Furnitures Review
Back in July 2001, memepool reviewed my Furnitures web-site. Here it is, for posterity's sake:
Theory has it that a test-tube DNA meld between Barney the dinosaur, a proto-Teletubby, a random mix of Sid and Marty Krofftian genes, and a small scraping from Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo could possibly produce a being like Furnitures, the Great Brown Oaf. This seems to be a kid's TV show...and it would be the most utterly absurd kid's show I have ever come across, but I can't find any broadcast times or dates, or stations. Maybe it's happening on a cable network in another reality zone. (Co-stars bear distant resemblance to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.)
Theory has it that a test-tube DNA meld between Barney the dinosaur, a proto-Teletubby, a random mix of Sid and Marty Krofftian genes, and a small scraping from Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo could possibly produce a being like Furnitures, the Great Brown Oaf. This seems to be a kid's TV show...and it would be the most utterly absurd kid's show I have ever come across, but I can't find any broadcast times or dates, or stations. Maybe it's happening on a cable network in another reality zone. (Co-stars bear distant resemblance to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.)
