pragalagma

I participate in Noodle-Riddles, mainly on weekends and holidays. I do not get paid to participate; I just do it for the fun. I am an avid fan of the film "Space Grandberries" (You fellow fans know who you are!) and the epic opera "Salivata" by Cornin. I am a taste-tester for the mint: nickels, dimes, that sort of thing. I also like to instruct people on how to push dirt deeper into the ground. I have one eye that is 4 millimeters further back than the other because of a freak velcro monkey accident.

I am making all of this up.

"Whenever one person sits still for five minutes, fifty other people are moving ahead of them and feeling quite proud of themselves."

-Dr. Willem Van Declone, 19th Century poet/playwright and founder of the Edification Movement.