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I am so crazy that I will not only sell you a monkey to get you to buy a car from me, but I will give it to you for free! That's right - a FREE monkey. If you come on down to CRAZY HENRY AUTOMOTIVE. Where your thirteenth car is intentionally painted all over with the number 13, or close proximity there-of (by our talented artistically-inclined team of genuine Florida State surplus monkeys). And where hot dogs and candy canes are mixed together into a disgusting breakfast treat for the whole family to enjoy with their complementary popcorn and fruit basket when they come on down to CRAZY HENRY AUTOMOTIVE! Located just four blocks away from you at any given moment in time. Ask for a monkey and you'll get one! There will already be four or five of them crawling all over you when do ask, because we just got so many of them. We got cars, we got monkeys, we got the best deals in town (or close proximity there-of). I am selling things at such a low, low already-marked-down price that one time my own dear mother thought I was certifiably insane and had me committed to a mental ward. Three thousand volts of Dr. Millow's electrism machine coursing through my head only made me CRAZIER! I still see the lightning creatures. Come onnnnn doooownnnnn!

And tell 'em SOME CRAZY A$$ FOOL sent ya!