pragalagma

Why are you speaking such asininity and absurdity?
Why are you speaking such blather and balderdash?
Why are you speaking such cockamamie and clowntalk?
Why are you speaking such drivel and double-talk?
Why are you speaking such equivocation and eggnoggery?
Why are you speaking such folly and foolishness?
Why are you speaking such gibberish and gobbledygook?
Why are you speaking such hogwash and hooey?
Why are you speaking such inanity and irrationality?
Why are you speaking such jive and jabber?
Why are you speaking such klaptrap and kookiness?
Why are you speaking such lunacy and ludicrousness?
Why are you speaking such madness and mumbo jumbo?
Why are you speaking such nonsense and newspeak?
Why are you speaking such oddness and obscurity?
Why are you speaking such prattle and poppycock?
Why are you speaking such quips and quibbles?
Why are you speaking such rot and rubbish?
Why are you speaking such silliness and stupidity?
Why are you speaking such tripe and twaddle?
Why are you speaking such untruths and unreasonableness?
Why are you speaking such vapidity and vagueness?
Why are you speaking such whimsy and witlessness?
Why are you speaking such xenons and xylophones?
Why are you speaking such yammer and yackety-yak?
Why are you speaking such zits and zebra stripes?