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Tuesday, July 24, 2007 

Thoughts

well i am thinking about investing in the stock market.. what do you think?
also, i want to marry a baby. it's my new idea. i want a priest to do the rites and legal stuff so that i am united in holy matrimony to an infant. any infant will do. i'll take an iguana or larger-sized lizard over a baby if we can't find one. the important thing is that it isn't an actual adult person. then there'd be nothing unusual about it. i am currently in a phase where i do things "weirdly" and i avoid usual things. i don't wear shirts anymore, for example. i now wear something i like to call 'pirts'. they are basically pants wrapped and draped around the shoulders. i also call them "shants". at the wedding i will be wearing a bowtie as a belt, and a c3p0 mask. the baby (or iguana whatever) should have a black headband and maybe an orange tennis skirt. expect spectacle.

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