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Tuesday, July 24, 2007 

Each day, Henry is made with the following:

2 parts hot water
1 part cheerios
3 parts warm vodka
pour into cast of Ethel Merman
Let dry for eight years, ~or~
Let die and never return.

For flavoring, add:
a spark of eeb
a dram of seawater
a dose of untied shoelaces
a dollop of laughter
and one red thread

This is how you make a henry.

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